Peppermints and Wristwatches

You know, I don't know what happened to wristwatches.  They used to make people appear intelligent and classy; The guy who had a wristwatch was the kind of guy you'd fancy being affiliated with.  After all, if he's wise enough to keep the time of day on his wrist, he's probably also wise enough to hold up an intellectual conversation right?

I used to be this guy.  That is, I used to be this guy before wristwatches suddenly vanished from the public eye, in favor of these strange new glowing pocket-watches people are calling "cell-phones".  Why are people taking a step backwards?

Wristwatches were supposed to be a step up from pulling out a small watch out of your pocket whenever you wanted the time, and provided class and convenience on top of it!  So why are we going back to pocket watches?  As the classy wristwatch gentleman I am, I say enough is enough!

That's why in order to bring wristwatches back to the forefront of mainstream culture, I have created a new breed of watches:  The Peppermint Wrist-Watch!

Don't you hate it when you pull out your watch to look at the time, but accidentally bite it when you forget it's not edible? 

Are you tired of constantly having to buy candy whenever you want something tasty and sweet in your mouth?

Do you want to look classy and childish at the same time?

Introducing Nique Liveshitz's original PepperMint Wrist-Watch!!

Buy one today!

So what do you folks think?  Isn't it simply brilliant? As soon as I have the funding for it, this wrist watch will have created the next generation of EDIBLE time-devices!

Cheers!