Nique (Pronounced "Nick") has always been an adventurous soul. From the day he was born on the experimental-testing island known as JollyWood, to the day he graduated from WhipperSnapper High school, Nique has always kept his heart close, but his guts closer. After his parents died, Nique inherited their fabulous mansion and wealth, leaving him all but alone with gallons of cash.
Years later, Nique found himself the perfect woman: Lassy Damechick, and they were to be wed straight away. When a strange incident occurred on the day of his wedding, Lassy vanished. From that day forward, Nique dedicated his life to being a professional gentleman. Protecting women no matter what the cost, and using his fancy blog to show the rest of the world his noble actions.
Once living the humble life of an everyday jungle gorilla, Gorgo's life was turned upside-down when the charismatic Nique Liveshitz captured him and brought him to his mansion to serve as his loyal friend and drinking-buddy.
Gorgo adapted quite easily to this new environment, and soon became much more clean and sophisticated than his ape brethren. Whenever he isn't teasing plumbers with his pal Nique, Gorgo spends his time designing wild contraptions and painting cartoons. Gorgo is responsible for the artworks you see on Nique's Fancy Blog, including the pictures you see here.
On another note however, Gorgo despises small-buttoned keyboards.
An old fashioned dainty woman at heart, "Mother" Betty grew up in an all-girl's school, abandoned by her widowed mother, who decided to venture out and become an explorer after her husband passed away in an unfortunate unicycle incident.
As young Betty grew older in the school, she noticed all of her friends slowly started fading away from their traditional girly ways, instead pursuing careers usually only reserved for men. Firemen soon became known as Fire-Fighters, Police-Men became Police-Officers, and Nurses became men. Women everywhere began shunning the housewife, and applauding Rosie the Riveter.
To Betty, this was chaos. Upon graduation Betty married a construction worker, and found herself quite content cleaning the dishes and cooking in the kitchen, but as she saw more and more of her friends' accomplishments being sung out for all the world to see, the time for revenge was upon her. Calling herself the "Mother" of working males everywhere, Betty soon began leading a revolt against womens' rights, using the sexist traditions of the past to aid her in creating a world where all women are housewives. This revolt came to an end when she came across the professional gentleman, Nique Liveshitz. No one has seen her since.
